Creepiness Courtesy of Amy H. Lee! Warning: NOT SAFE TO OPEN AT WORK!

I've had these little creepy gems in my inbox for the past few weeks, but I keep forgetting to post them. They are courtesy of the one and only Amy H. Lee:

http://jezebel.com/5299666/natural-rest-for-breasts-looks-like-sex-toy

http://jezebel.com/5300095/70s-european-childrens-book-depicts-penetration-crowning/gallery/

I have no clue where she is getting this stuff, but it's all definitely creepy and weird. I thought the first one was a really bad SNL skit, but unfortunately, it's real. And the 2nd one, well, yeah. I don't know what to say. It's good to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees, etc., but that little comic is scary. I'm just glad the couple decides to put on clothes before they go to the hospital. Because the rest of the time they seem to spend in the buff.

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY