Make Someone Happy...Don't Show Them This Picture

This same woman was named "Hottest Female TV Chef by Maxim Magazine". Hmmmmm. Not trying to hate on fellow females, but I'm pretty sure if the voting committee had seen this picture, she would have lost a few votes.

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY!

(Big thanks to my co-worker, Michael, for continuing to find me creepy pictures of people and for sending me funny emails along with the pics)

What happened to "you can grow up to be the President of the United States"?!

hmm... waitress role play? that's just plain disturbing, in addition to creepy... what happened to parents encouraging their kids to Dream Big??!*

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY (and so sad for the little girls in this country)

*And special thanks to Jane. She wrote this to me in an email and sent me the picture. I loved what she wrote so I didn't change a thing!

Excuse me? WHAT did you do with the horse carcass?!

The headline says it all,

"Jasha Lottin, Oregon Woman, Took Nude Photos Inside Horse Carcass (PHOTOS)"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/jasha-lottin-oregon-woman_n_1074050.html

I saw a mention of this in the back of a recent issue of New York Magazine where they have an approval matrix of highbrow and lowbrow things on the Y axis, cross-referenced with despicable and brilliant on the X axis. Guess where this story landed on the matrix? I refuse to look at the pictures, but if you do, let me know how long it took before you had to vomit.

Holy sh*t! THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY (and effed up)!!

(sources: Huffington Post and New York Magazine)

Baby or SUPER OLD MAN?! You decide

My coworker, Michael, sent me this picture the other day for my blog. We couldn't stop laughing about it because it's just so weird and creepy. It's a picture of a baby on a box of baby wipes, but something about his face just seems wrong. He looks like a REALLY OLD MAN.



This may be a case of "you had to be there," but I still can't stop laughing at this picture. It's TOTALLY CREEPY!

P.S. We looked up creepybabies.com to see if it was available so that this picture could find a home. It's available! I'm tempted to buy it. Thoughts?

(Thanks, Michael!)

What's worse? Too many apostrophes or not enough?

I know this blog is turning into a grammar blog these days, but I just can't help it. And my friend Jane is feeding me such good material. I can't just turn it down!

You would think that a company like H&M that has a punctuation mark as part of its name would understand how important a punctuation mark is! Ugh.

The way the sentence is written above, it's as if they're saying "we were working on our appearance, but then we stopped because we don't care anymore". HA HA HA! Just add a freaking apostrophe!

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY and horrible grammar!

(Another shoutout to Jane Yi, Creepy Grammar Finder of the Year!)

Claming?

Oh SF Gate. Please just hire a 6th grader to read your headlines out loud so you can avoid writing headlines like this: "James Spader claming 'the Office' top spot"

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/07/07/DDNJ1K7537.DTL&type=entertainment

I know, I need to just start a bad grammar blog, but until then, we will file this under creepy grammar. I still think it's somehow TOTALLY CREEPY.

(Bravo, Jane for always catching this stuff!)

The baby's face is creeping me out

I'm not quite sure if this should be filed under "creepy" or "gross", or "grosspy", but I just don't like it. It's taken me a while to actually post this because I hate the look on the baby's face. It's supposed to be funny, but it gives me the heeby-jeebies. Maybe because it's a computer-generated baby? Or IS it?!

Why do companies do stuff like this?

That's Totally Creepy! And Gross!

(much love to Jane and Jess for sending me the link)