72-year-old grandma pregnant and "in love" with her 26-year-old biological grandson

This is just so creepy on so many levels. I don't want to believe that it's real, so I'm just pretending that maybe it's a joke. But if it is a joke, it's a super creepy one. And if it is real, even creepier.

There is more to the story than meets the eye (the grandson was born to the daughter that the old lady had to give up for a closed adoption when she was young), but in the end, it's still so....ewwww....gross.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954310/Gran-and-grandson-to-have-baby.html

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY!

(Thank you Pam, for supplying me with creepiness from other parts of the world)

He Gives Her a DEADLINE!

This is some seriously creepy stuff, but so freaking hilarious at the same time. This girl hands a guy her business card (mistake #1) to get him to leave her alone and then he leaves 2 really creepy voicemail messages on her cell phone. She calls into a radio station and they get played on the air.

You HAVE to listen to this. Especially the 2nd one.

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Wow. SO SO SO SO TOTALLY CREEPY!

(Thanks to Sarah for this one!)

There are no words to really describe this

So you just have to read it on your own. It makes me shudder just thinking about it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=otaku&st=cse

(Shoutout to Amy and Carolyn for keeping up with the NY Times and for sending me/telling me about creepy articles that come out!)

gchat wants us back together

Do you use the IM function in gmail (a.k.a. "gchat")? I haven't quite figured out how to control it, at least in terms of who shows up and who doesn't show up on my chat list. The other day, I was on really early in the morning, so I could see everyone's name that was online because there were so few, and my ex-boyfriend's name popped up all of a sudden on my IM list.

A few thoughts about this:

1) Why is my first reaction to his name popping up to PHYSICALLY duck out of the way, like he's going to see me through my computer?

2) I didn't know he had gmail

3) I can't recall emailing him at a gmail account or vice versa

4) I swear I've deleted him multiple times from my contact list (his yahoo and work email addresses; again, I don't recall him even having a gmail account)

I sent him an IM that just said, "How did you show up on my chat list? THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY!" To which he responsed with some attempt at being cheeky. To which I responded, "Okay, I'm going to delete you now. So you will disappear from my list and I'll disappear from yours." To which he responded, "Yeah yeah. HA HA. Sure. How are you?" To which I responded...by deleting his contact info, and therefore his name on my IM list. Niiice.

gchat apparently wants us to get back together. I don't agree with it. But I'm sure it's just a matter of time before he shows up again because that has happened to me before. gchat is like a really annoying friend that is convinced you belong with the wrong guy.

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY

Oh, and BRyan*, if you're reading this (which would be SO incredibly creepy in and of itself), hello! HA HA. (*Of course, all names have been changed to protect the identity of the person described, and any similarities to the names of actual people I know is purely coincidental).

Your cute...My cute what?

I used to get really creepy messages from really random, creepy guys on MySpace (when I still had a page up. I deleted it for many reasons, including the following). They'd say things like, "your cute, wanna _______?" And the blank was not filled in with fun, non-creepy, suggestions. You get the idea.

Anyway, here's my thing: if you're going to hit on someone, don't do it on MySpace, and don't use such bad grammar (which includes using the word "wanna" for "want to"). I am not the queen of grammar by any means, but this one irks me. The bottom line is:

Your=possessive

You're=contraction of you+are

Saying "your cute" makes no sense. Unless you're commenting about something and you add other words. For example: "[I like] your cute [shoes]".

THAT'S TOTALLY CREEPY and annoying.